Forest Ninja Gifts

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Self help acupuncture

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where the wild things were."

Evolution.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

School trip little porters.

Coronavirus world

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Knitted Kitty.

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

'Gimme all your cache!'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Finding Bigfoot

Caution Dry Rot

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'If we can keep him at bay until winter, he'll have to hibernate.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"I want to make a booking for 7:30, table for two, preferably cedar."

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"