Urban Ninja Gifts

Parkour Breakfast

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Hoxton map.

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.