Urban Jester Gifts

Cheap Parking

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

All-Candy Seder.

Books / Coffee table books

Bad Interview Technique

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

The Rural Bidet...

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Poet's Corner

'Is he taking the piss?'

Easter Island heads bunny ears.