Urban Jester Pillows

Cheap Parking

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

All-Candy Seder.

Bad Interview Technique

Books / Coffee table books

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

Never poke fun.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Poet's Corner

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7