Urban Joker Gifts

'They accidentally issued me a magnum of '45, instead of a 45 magnum.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

City Marathon.

Fittd shēt

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'I've never felt so alive...'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

Pull My Finger

Bulltoon: Constabull.

"Any other strengths?"

He's having a caption contest.