Neighborhood Joker Gifts

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Leaf blower with 3 notches - Low, medium, and into next doors garden.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Please don't give out fruit this Halloween! The neighborhood blog is still laughing at last year's Vampire Veggie tray!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"It's been a rainy winter."

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'How very Blackheath!'

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Clancy:Survey Question

Dog Work Ethics

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Flea in the ear

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

"Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid."

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.