Neighborhood Joker Prints

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Throughout the 17 years that she had lived next to the golf course, Linda simply couldn't resist pulling this stunt whenever the opportunity arose.

Leaf blower with 3 notches - Low, medium, and into next doors garden.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Please don't give out fruit this Halloween! The neighborhood blog is still laughing at last year's Vampire Veggie tray!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

'How very Blackheath!'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

Clancy:Survey Question

Dog Work Ethics

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid."

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'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

Flea in the ear

"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."