Neighborhood Watch Jokester Prints

Neighborhood Sasquatch. Neighborhood Watch.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

Robinia Floribunda

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."