Neighborhood Watch Jokester Gifts

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"It's been a rainy winter."

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'How very Blackheath!'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'