Neighborhood Watch Humor Gifts

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Robinia Floribunda

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'How very Blackheath!'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

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