Neighborhood Watch Humor Pillows

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Robinia Floribunda

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'How very Blackheath!'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'