Neighborhood Watchdog Humor Pillows

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

Robinia Floribunda

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"What's he doing now?"

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Gossiping neighbours.

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'