Neighborhood Watchdog Humor Pillows

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Robinia Floribunda

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"