Neighborhood Watch Humorists Pillows

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Robinia Floribunda

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'How very Blackheath!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'There goes the neighborhood.'

Dog Work Ethics

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

Flea in the ear

Beware Of The Dog Owner

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'