Neighborhood Watch Humorists Gifts

Looking for a humorous way to appreciate your neighborhood watch enthusiasts? Our collection features playful, witty items that celebrate their watchful nature with a lighthearted twist. Whether you’re gifting a dedicated watch captain or a lighthearted neighbor, these fun products add a touch of humor to their dedicated role in your community.

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"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?" mockup

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

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'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.' mockup

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

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'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?' mockup

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

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'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.' mockup

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

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'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...' mockup

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

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'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!' mockup

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

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"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area." mockup

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

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'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.' mockup

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

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Robinia Floribunda

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'The neigborhood's best watchdog!' mockup

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

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"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?" mockup

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

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"It's been a rainy winter."

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'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.' mockup

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

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Beware of Curmudgeon!

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Neighbourhood watch and slug watch. mockup

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

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'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.' mockup

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

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'It's the fellow in 9B.'

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"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice." mockup

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

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'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!' mockup

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

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'How very Blackheath!'

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"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t." mockup

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

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"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else." mockup

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

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'There goes the neighborhood.'

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Dog Work Ethics

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'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!' mockup

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

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"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ." mockup

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

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