Neighborhood Watch Humorists Gifts

I dunno

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'How very Blackheath!'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

Flea in the ear

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

Beware Of The Dog Owner

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'