Neighborhood Comedians Gifts

'Neighborhood Watch Program'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Manhole Warning

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'How very Blackheath!'

Dog Work Ethics

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

'But they can't close your local, you're the pub bore!'

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

Flea in the ear

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."