Neighborhood Comedians Gifts

'Neighborhood Watch Program'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"It's been a rainy winter."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Manhole Warning

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'How very Blackheath!'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Dog Work Ethics

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

'But they can't close your local, you're the pub bore!'

Flea in the ear

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

How did you live your whole life in this boring town? I didn't. I went to college in the big city. How could you leave all those exciting, diverse people? If everyone is exciting, they're not diverse. But they're tolerant. Ha! Not of boring people! So that's why West Fester exists!

It's a nice neighborhood, but the turnover rate's high.

"We saw a light so we dropped in."