Neighborly Comedian Gifts

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Manhole Warning

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'How very Blackheath!'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'But they can't close your local, you're the pub bore!'

Dog Work Ethics

Flea in the ear

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

Tolerate thy neighbour