Neighborhood Watch Fanatic Pillows

"I think the neighbors are spying on us."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

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