Underwater Joker Gifts

"Who farted?"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Swimming Prankster

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Hooks R Us.

Fish with Shield

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"My trun!!"

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Guess who?'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Revenge of the Fish

Grass a-hoy!

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Jester.

Kanoe/Cayak.

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

Hey guys, where's the exit?