Seafaring Joker Gifts

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Viking Loch Ness

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"International trade"

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Hooks R Us.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"Same ship, different day."

"My trun!!"

'No, a 'spur-lash' isn't a 'nautical knot'.It's the noise the anchor makes when you throw it over the side into the water!'

Noah?s Ark.

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

'Help.'

Set Sail

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'