Sea Joker Gifts

If it's a Sandbar, why are we going in circles?

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Swimming Prankster

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Hooks R Us.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"My trun!!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

Sea Angel

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'Guess who?'

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Grass a-hoy!

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Jester.

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Flying Dutchman

Crow's nest has scarecrow.