Sea Joker Gifts

If it's a Sandbar, why are we going in circles?

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Swimming Prankster

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Hooks R Us.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"My trun!!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Sea Angel

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

'Guess who?'

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Jester.

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Grass a-hoy!