Seaside Joker Gifts

'Are you going my way, Miss?'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Ocean boy eh, so what's your real name Ocean Boy?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Scene on the English coast.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Hooks R Us.

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"My trun!!"

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

No petting in the pool!

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Old fart and the sea'

Lost a sandal?

'Guess who?'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Jester.

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Grass a-hoy!

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

How to fool a seagull