Seaside Joker Pillows

'Are you going my way, Miss?'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Ocean boy eh, so what's your real name Ocean Boy?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Scene on the English coast.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Hooks R Us.

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

No petting in the pool!

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"My trun!!"

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Old fart and the sea'

Lost a sandal?

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Punch has a smoking break.

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'Guess who?'

Jester.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Grass a-hoy!

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.