Seafaring Joker Pillows

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Viking Loch Ness

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Hooks R Us.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"My trun!!"

"Same ship, different day."

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

'Help.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

Set Sail

Noah?s Ark.

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'