Poolside Joker Pillows

'I wish you would learn how to swim!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"That's the deep end."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dolphin tricks.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Tentacle attacking diver.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

No petting in the pool!

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Diving into a Fake Pool

'That would be way embarrassing.'

"Shake! Good dog."

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Bomb's Away

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

"I attract all the crypts."

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Mr. Popularity.

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'