Poolside Jester Pillows

"Thank goodness, I'm saved! I've been floating out here lost in the middle of the pool for hours."

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Is the water cold?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Hands off my IP

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Tentacle attacking diver.

Shark in the swimming pool.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

No petting in the pool!

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'

Bomb's Away

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Diving into a Fake Pool

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"