Poolside Quirkster Pillows

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Lemmings on Vacation

"You're overthinking this."

Chick Billiard Ball

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Artist Misses the Point

Hands off my IP

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Tentacle attacking diver.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Shark in the swimming pool.

No petting in the pool!

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'Is it labor day already?'

'Ha! Fake out!'