Poolside Quirkster Pillows

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

Mozart on a lilo

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"You're overthinking this."

Artist Misses the Point

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Chick Billiard Ball

Hands off my IP

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Tentacle attacking diver.

Shark in the swimming pool.

No petting in the pool!

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Is it labor day already?'

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!