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'I wish you would learn how to swim!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"That's the deep end."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dolphin tricks.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Tentacle attacking diver.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

No petting in the pool!

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Shake! Good dog."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Bomb's Away

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

"I attract all the crypts."

Jello in the diving pool.

'What a RIP-off!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'