Waterfront Joker Gifts

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Hooks R Us.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"My trun!!"

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

No petting in the pool!

'That would be way embarrassing.'

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Lost a sandal?

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Bulltoon: Constabull.

Pull My Finger

'Give that back!'

'Guess who?'

Grass a-hoy!

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Sailor finds mine in his soup.