Waterfront Warrior Gifts

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Earth fish.

Diver

When the water's colder than you thought...