Waterpark Warrior Gifts

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Wild And Wacky Water World!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Save the river.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Water Slide

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

When the water's colder than you thought...