Water Wing Warrior Gifts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby on board.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Happy holidays for kids.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'No surf?'

Save the river.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.