Water Wing Warrior Gifts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Happy holidays for kids.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'No surf?'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Senior citizen surfing.