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"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Save the river.

Water Slide

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Earth fish.

Diver

When the water's colder than you thought...