Fishing Joker Gifts

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

"I can't go home until it's defrosted!"

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'How are they biting?'

Hooks R Us.

'It must be a milkfish.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"My trun!!"

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Guess who?'

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Jester.

Kanoe/Cayak.

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'