Canoeing Joker Gifts

Kanoe/Cayak.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Jogging Bottoms

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

False encouragement.

Hiker's right of way.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Fishing for Supper

Hooks R Us.

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Tred carefully mill.