Skiing Joker Gifts

"He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Bicycle Sidecar.

Snowman Driver

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

His Other Shtick

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

Who's on First

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Spiked Ball

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

Kanoe/Cayak.

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

Echo Valley

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"