Cold Weather Joker Gifts

I think I'm retaining water.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"No, Doris, not implants!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Minnesota Weather.

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'They think I can walk on water.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Snowman melted by coffee

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

Baggage Reclaim

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.