Winter Joker Gifts

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

'It happened while he was ice fishing...He got run over by a Zamboni.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Night of the Latkes

Ice fisher.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Why giraffes hate winter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"A little help?"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''