Snow Joker Gifts

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Polar bear bowling alley

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowman Driver

'I'll take ten, please.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Hooks R Us.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'They think I can walk on water.'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Baggage Reclaim

"My trun!!"

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Snowman melted by coffee

'War is heck!'