Snow Day Joker Gifts

Snowman Driver

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Christmas tree exchange

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Ice-Cube-IV

"You idiots … we lost!"

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Santa Claws...

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Skiing

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."