Snow Day Warrior Gifts

Wind Powered Snow Plough

Ice fisher.

Polar bear bowling alley

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"A little help?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

Why giraffes hate winter

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

January Joiner