Snowy Road Warrior Gifts

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Ice fisher.

Polar bear bowling alley

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"A little help?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

UFO Shelter