Snow Warriors Gifts

David Anderson vs. Goliath

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Politically Correct Snowperson

Ice fisher.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"A little help?"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'