Snow Storm Warriors Gifts

Stop pay toll.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Weather today.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Greco-polar wrestling

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

How to save on your heating bill...

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

Boxing Snowmen.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Uninhabital USA.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Ice Sculpting Class.