Snow Storm Warriors Prints

Stop pay toll.

Polar bear bowling alley

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The Heating Oil Problem.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Boxing Snowmen.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

How to save on your heating bill...

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'