Snowy Workout Warriors Prints

Frosty's 'Buns of ice' workout.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Weather today.

'Keep fit.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

'That's our group plan.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

How to save on your heating bill...

Boxing Snowmen.

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Muscular Santa

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."