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Frosty's 'Buns of ice' workout.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Weather today.

The Heating Oil Problem.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Keep fit.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

'That's our group plan.'

How to save on your heating bill...

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Boxing Snowmen.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

Muscular Santa

Uninhabital USA.