Snowy Road Warrior T-Shirts

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Ice fisher.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yo ho ho!

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

"A little help?"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.