Snow Day Warrior Mugs

Wind Powered Snow Plough

Ice fisher.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

UFO Shelter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Why giraffes hate winter

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"A little help?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'