Winter Warrior Mugs

Snowperson Yoga

"Save my spot?"

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'

Golfer playing in the snow

"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

"Let me take a wild guess...you're concerned about seasonal affective disorder."

'Sore back?'

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

'All they took was my snowblower.'

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

Ice fisher.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Snow man on an ice water drip.

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"Oh yeah...winter. Now I remember!"

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"It's our most expensive snowblower, but of course, the more you spend, the less likely it will snow."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."

'Nanook! The roof is leaking again!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

driving in heavy snow

Warm Gloves

'Don't worry... I brought my long tees.'

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

Back in 5 minutes.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)