Snow Day Joker Pillows

Snowman Driver

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Christmas tree exchange

Ice-Cube-IV

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Santa Claws...

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"You idiots … we lost!"

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

'They think I can walk on water.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Skiing

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'